The headline at the top of the Sutton Guardian website was the theft of Lionel Blair's dog. I wouldn't have passed comment other than I've seen him walking it there before when I've been out with the Brinkster Clan and he seemed like a perfectly nice bloke doing a perfectly ordinary thing.

I also found out about an armed robbery that took place on our very own Central Road last week. I hadn't heard mention of it on the grapevine, which is somewhat unusual, but I won't be scouring eBay for bulletproof vest to go down to Waitrose just yet (Maybe if I went to the Hunstman's........) Is nothing in our dear WP sacred!?!?!