Seeking my KT4tune

Being an originally unwilling resident of Worcester Park, driven out of New Malden by rising house prices, I decided to chronicle the goings-on of this fair community with my entirely objective and completely unjaundiced eye.

I like to retain a certain anonymity so that my fellow residents don't decide to burn my house down on a whim, but if you do spot a lanky individual with glasses and a mop of brown hair  strolling up, or indeed down, Central Road do ask him if he's me. He'll think you're a nutter, as will other passers by when he asks you to leave him alone but it'll give me a chuckle when you complain to me in the comments section.

Age:	101
From:	KT4 8J Worcester Park

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